Devious Journal Entry

Im a lil late...sorry Qwerty-Nerdy, buuuuut here we go!

♡ A L L | A B O U T | M E ♡

Name(s): Easy! Cory.
Single or Taken: Single
Gender: 145% Male
Birthday: December 5
Sign: Sagittarius? I can't remember
Hair Color: Black! or really dark brown I can't tell
Eye Color: Brown
Height: short ( -_- )
Are you Pan/Bisexual/Gay?: Sorry I be straighter than a line.

♡ F A S H I O N | S T U F F ♡

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Hmmmm...good question...American Eagle?
Favorite designer?: Ooo Ooo!!! I have a funny for this one!!!....aaaaannnd it's gone
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Swwwweeeeeaaaaaattttssssss.....
What do you usually wear?: Lazy...sometimes what I have slept in
♡ S P E C I F I C S ♡

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Black people's shampoo
What are you listening to right now: My breathing....
Who is the last person that called you?: My mother dearest
How many buddies are online right now?: tooooooooo maaaaany


♡ F A V O R I T E S ♡

Foods: FREAKIN' PIZZA 
Girls names: Alice...or natasha
Boys names: DEATH BRINGER!
Subjects in school: MUHAHAHAHA I DON'T SCHOOL PEASANTS! I HAVE ALREADY DONE MY TIME!!

♡ H A V E | Y O U | E V E R ♡

Given anyone a bath?: My cat? it didn't end well....
Smoked?: Once....baaaaaaad idea
Bungee jumped?: I FREAKIN WANNA!
Made yourself throw up?: Waaaas not a good time......don't hit the hangy downy thing...
Skinny dipped?: Ooooonce
Ever been in love?: Yeeeeeah
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Lol no....yes
Pictured your crush naked?: I....AM A MAN.... soooo ya
Actually seen your crush naked?: ....I wish....
Cried when someone died?: Is the sky blue? Yes! Even fictional characters dying!
Lied: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Fallen for your best friend?: Meeeeeeeeeeeeh once, didn't end so well
Rejected Someone: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....
Used someone?: Like for sex? Nope not ever
Done something you regret?: Oh yes...Like the time with the peanut butter....

♡ C U R R E N T ♡

Clothes: Undies aka lazy cloths
Smell: LIKE A MAN
Desktop picture: Normal mountains -_-
CD in player: CD player??? 
DVD in player: DVD player?????
Song playing: Silence... -_-

♡ L A S T | P E R S O N ♡

You touched: My...um self? Wait no I mean like my hair!
Hugged: My papa
You emailed: EMAILS????? WHAT IS THIS 1999????
You yelled at: My cat....
You kissed: My mirror

♡ A R E | Y O U ♡

Understanding: Yes....I think?
Open-minded: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeesssss 
Arrogant:naaaaaaaw
Insecure: meeeeeeeeh
Random: Heck freakin yes
Hungry: 24/7 and everyday
Smart: I AM A COLLEGE GRADUATE.....Soooooooo no
Hard working: every freakin day...
Organized: .no. no no no no nooooooooooo
Healthy: I think I am still alive
Shy: HECK NO!
Difficult: HECK YEA!
Bored: HECK YA!
Obsessed: HECK NO!!!
Angry: Naaawwwwwwww
Sad: naaaaaaaaaaaawwwww
Perverted: Depends
Dirty minded: Does that what she said count??
Trusting: Fair to much...

♡ W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A ♡

Kill?: Muuuuuhahahahahahah!!!!! ROCKET POWER THE GAME!!!
Slap?: My life!
Get really wasted with?: my cat....
Talk to offline: A human being? Or a doge
Kiss: .......nooooooooooooo comment
Hug: .......nooooooooooooo comment
Cuddle: .......nooooooooooooo comment
Bang: .......nooooooooooooo comment

♡ R A N D O M ♡

In the morning I: FREAKIN SLEEP!
I dream about: hehehehe....
Sexual preference: Straight up Straight

♡ W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R ♡

Coke or Pepsi: NEITHER PEASANT! 
Flowers or candy: CANDY!!!
Tall or short: short!!!!

♡ W H O ♡

Is your crush if you have one?: hehehehehehehehe wouldnt you like to know
Makes you laugh the most: My voices in my head...like Alihandro
Makes you smile: Poop hehe
Gives you a funny feeling when you talk to him/her?: PIZZA!!

♡ D O | Y O U | E V E R ♡

Find yourself thinking of the boy/girl you like for a long period of time?: Yep i think so
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to message you?: NAAAAAAAAAW
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Once in a while....just to screw with people XD
Wish you were younger: Heck yeah im a old fart

♡ N U M B E R ♡

Of times I have had my heart broken: Meh once or twice
Number Of hearts broken: IIIIIIIII don't know
Of guys I've kissed: None
Of girls I've kissed: 3
Of CD's I own: Freakin a lot
Of scars on my body: A lot...i am pretty stupid...

♡ T A G S♡
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